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Monday, January 05, 2009

 

Well, He Did Promise Change


Obama Plan Includes $300 Billion in Tax CutsNow we get it. When Barack Obama promised "change" he didn't mean changing the government to Democratic principles from Republican principles, he meant changing Democratic principles into Republican principles.

No, we don't expect the majority of his supporters to have any problem with it. He could privatize the public schools and they'd be all for it -- he's Obama!

We look forward to "Yes We Can" progressives espousing the merits of trickle-down economics.

Oh, Yes They Will.

Here's a quick chart of how it works, so you can follow along for the next four years:

Saturday, January 03, 2009

 

Boycott the NHL All-Star Game


This is an embarrassment and a disgrace.

Obviously the NHL was in a bad spot, having allowed fan voting over the Internet that allowed fans to spam the vote. But having detected and rectified that issue the league should have had the guts to wipe the slate clean and start the voting over.

Whatever outcry that would have engendered would be preferable to the ridiculous spectacle of four teams representing the entire starting lines of both the Eastern and Western Conferences.

The Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Penguins are in 5th and 8th place. The Chicago Blackhawks and Anaheim Ducks are in 4th and 6th place.

Where are the San Jose Sharks? The Detroit Red Wings? The Washington Capitals? The Boston Bruins?

Sorry -- we will not be watching. If the NHL is going to allow Montreal to turn their 100th Anniversary All-Star Game Celebration into a home-town event, then they can have it.

Hope they enjoy it. A party they're throwing for themselves that no one else is coming to.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

 

Album of the Year


No, not Narrow Stairs.

The best album of the year is Consolers of the Lonely by The Raconteurs.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

 

Change You Need To Suspend Your Disbelief For


Part I, Wherein Our Hero Selects an Anti-Choice, Anti-Gay Marriage Preacher to Deliver the Invocation at his Inauguration:

Gay leaders furious with Obama
Part II, Wherein Our Hero Selects "A Man Who Can See Both Sides of The Issue of Mining And Drilling For Oil on Federal Land" to be Secretary of Interior:

Praise and Criticism for Proposed Interior Secretary

Monday, December 15, 2008

 

Phil Kessel NHL's #1 Star of the Week


Congrats to both Phil and coach Claude Julien. They did this together.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

 

Gee, Where Could That Have Come From?


Republican Senators are holding up an auto-industry bailout unless it includes steep concessions by the United Auto Workers union.

Now what constituency could have put that bug in GOP ears?

Who could have instructed Mitch McConnell and company to suddenly see a need and an opportunity to bust a union in the process of bailing out an industry?

Who else?

Friday, December 05, 2008

 

Why Sean Avery Got Six Days


People expressing surprise at the severity of Sean Avery's suspension from the NHL have missed, from the start, exactly what Avery was saying when he made his ill-conceived remarks.

It was clear to us from the first we heard it that Avery was using the term "sloppy seconds" intending its most graphically sexual and vulgar meaning -- not as "a disparaging term for an ex-girlfriend" but in its most literal, graphic and pornographic sense.

Sean Avery, oft-ridiculed as "Sean Gayvery" for his interest in fashion, wasn't insulting his ex-girlfriends; he was making a sexual insinuation about other NHL players. What he was saying, in so many words, was, "Gee, they call me gay but there's a lot of guys in this league that like to sleep with women after I've slept with them."

As in, immediately after he'd slept with them.

Understand that it isn't the "sexual preference" aspect of this remark that was the problem; it was that Avery intended "sloppy seconds" to be understood in its most literal, graphic, and sexual sense. That's why he's in trouble.

We knew NHL commissioner Gary Bettman would throw the book at him because we suspected that Bettman, aged 56, would hear it the way we heard it.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

 

Sean Avery


First: 201k has both Sean Avery and Dion Phaneuf in a fantasy hockey league which only counts PIMs. We're currently in second place in the league; to say we were looking forward to tonight's game would be an understatement.

Second: if Avery had said what he said on the ice, being his usual pest, trying to irritate an opponent -- fine. Keeping (or losing) your composure is part of the game.

But he didn't say it on the ice; he said it on camera, hours before the game.

Furthermore, from the great Kevin Paul Dupont:Throw the book at him.

Monday, December 01, 2008

 

Moon over Medford


According to Boston.com, We're not convinced it's correct to say that Jupiter and Venus have been "marching" towards each other; Mars marches, but Jupiter "thunders" and Venus "sashays."

The Crescent Moon, of course, "slices" its way across the sky.

For the record, Mercury "slides," Neptune "swims," the Earth "spins," and Saturn "plows."

Meanwhile, Uranus "reels."

Sunday, November 30, 2008

 

Why Bother?


Maureen Dowd is worried about U.S. newspapers "off-shoring" reporting:Why would anyone go to the trouble? The Times could just print the talking points directly off the fax from Kennebunkport and skip the middle-woman altogether.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

 

They Had it Exactly Backwards


Apparently there's some consternation among supporters of Barack Obama that his cabinet picks and recent rhetoric are far less progressive than they'd expected.

Gee, what a shocker.

Here's another one for you, Poor Readers: while Barack Obama is, and has always been - at best - a centrist who talks like a progressive, Hillary Clinton is a progressive who talks like a centrist.

Voters who confused Clinton with her husband were in error, and we continue to expect it's an error the honest among them will live to regret.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

 

We May Cry.


There it is, in living color.

It may not last, but damn it, we got a picture of it.

So hoist one tonight, where ever you may be, members of the Boston Diaspora, to the best coach in hockey, Claude Julien, and the FIRST PLACE BOSTON BRUINS.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bruins Slapshot Night


A great time at the Bruins' game last night, on "Slapshot Night." Here's a photo of the Boys in the Box wearing their Hanson Brothers glasses:


Photo ©Ê2008 www.201k.com

Thursday, November 20, 2008

 

Just Because...


...tomorrow night is "Slapshot Night" at the Boston Bruins.



Saturday, November 15, 2008

 

Actually, You're Wrong.


How did we get so stupid?Actually, you're wrong. People's rights are not governed by popular vote. That would be "mob rule." In a democracy, our rights are protected by the Rule of Law.

Not the rule of d***heads.

Grow up, people. Let consenting adults have their lives, their loves, their families, and their marriages. We're the beacon of freedom in the world.

That means freedom for everyone.

Friday, November 14, 2008

 

Ultimate College Bowl Voter Registration Drive


Congratulations to all the winners of $10,000 scholarships from the Ultimate College Bowl Voter Registration Drive. Click on "Scoreboard" and scroll down to see the names of the top 10.

Special congratulations to Elizabeth O'Donnell, who not only registered the 5th number of voters nationally, but has the good sense to be our niece.

Way to go, Lizzie!

p.s., she actually goes to Boston University, not Northeastern.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

 

Spam and Denial of Service Attacks


201k.com has had to deal with several "Denial of Service" attack over the last year, as well as having our email addresses spoofed into spam headers repeatedly, the result of which is literally thousand of kicked-back emails a day. On two occasions in the last month we received more than 60,000 emails per day.

Due to these continued attacks we are discontinuing the email accounts associated with this domain. The only way to reach us from now on is through the comments section. As of today no email sent to any address at 201k.com will be seen or read by anyone - they will be filtered directly to trash at the server.

If you have received spam from this domain, it is not coming from us - our domain name has been spoofed into spam email headers. We've worked with our ISP to try to curb the problem, with no success.

- 201k

Saturday, November 08, 2008

 

Things We Learned This Week:


1. It's perfectly OK for middle-class white idiots to congratulate themselves for congratulating random African-Americans on the street in the wake of the election, because it makes them feel good about themselves.

It's not required that they email everyone they know to tell them about it, but doing so makes them feel even better about themselves, which is all that matters.

2. The media will let off the hook any Republican who said unconscionably nasty things about Obama as recently as Monday night as long as he or she now falls into line and disingenuously mouths all the right things -- and voters will forgive and forget.

3. The next four years will be spent in an entrenched political battle over court appointments, and a huge percentage of swing voters who voted for Obama because they wanted "change" will be swayed by dishonest Republican talking points into supporting outrageous filibusters against his judicial nominees.

Meanwhile the media will fail to debunk those dishonest talking points because the controversies will be good for ratings.

4. As far as his most dedicated supporters are concerned, there are and can be no legitimate concerns about Barack Obama's commitment to any issue, past, present or future, regardless of his statements, his record, or his actions. Any such concerns are purely personal attacks, and are to be refuted not with a dialog about his commitment to the issues in question, but with retaliatory personal attacks. His election made millions of people feel good about themselves, and that's all that matters.

5. Fox News admitted it doesn't report, so you can't decide.

6. Sarah Palin can dish out the Republican Party's smears, but she can't take them.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

 

NEWS FLASH! FOX NEWS ADMITS NOT REPORTING BAD NEWS ABOUT MCCAIN CAMPAIGN BEFORE ELECTION!


Fox News political reporter Carl Cameron makes a startling admission at the top of this video report:Oh really?

What else is Fox News aware of that it isn't reporting?

Fox News: "We Don't Report So You Can't Decide."

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

 

And Now...


Last night's election of Barack Obama to the presidency was a powerful moment, both on the larger canvass of American history, and on a personal level for Americans -- and indeed, for people around the world.

A million words have probably already been written, with incalculably more to follow, about the challenges Mr. Obama now faces. And here is where the next chapter begins.

Mr. Obama has no record of taking political risks. Yet it will take more than charm and beautiful words to address the many problems created by the Bush administration and its allies in Congress and the media. It will take political courage.

Talk of change is uplifting, but what Americans need, moving forward, is a return to the liberal agenda that in the 20th century transformed this country from an agrarian backwater to a super-power.

Put simply, Americans need their rights protected from the powerful -- a task formerly entrusted to their government, which under the direction of Republicans taking their marching orders from powerful interests, first abdicated that responsibility then reversed it. Since the election of Ronald Reagan in 1980, the federal government has transformed itself from the agency that protects the weak from the powerful into the agency by which the powerful control everything.

What we want from Barack Obama is not "change," nor "hope," nor any other mere word -- any more than we wanted George W. Bush to declare war on a noun. What we want from Barack Obama and Democrats in Congress is the liberal agenda that guarantees the freedom of all Americans.

Mr. Obama must begin to reverse the disastrous course Ronald Reagan set this country on 28 years ago. He has the political capital to do so. He must be willing to spend that capital.

He must reverse the pernicious power-grabs of the Bush administration.

He must be willing to fight to protect the rights of all Americans to marry, raise families, and live free lives -- gay or straight.

He must be willing to fight to protect the rights of women to control their own bodies.

He must be willing to fight to reverse the Bush administration's curbs of free-speech and invasions of privacy masquerading as anti-terrorist efforts.

The list goes on.

All of these challenges come with considerable political risk. Mr. Obama has the backing of the people, the votes in Congress, and the support of large swaths of the media; he has the means to accomplish them.

What remains to be seen is if he has the political courage.

Monday, October 27, 2008

 

Ok, Let's Get Serious Now:


Do we really want Sarah Palin to be in line for the presidency behind this?

Friday, October 17, 2008

 

What a Surprise...


A working-class Republican who turns out to be a moron.

Are there any other kind?Where would the Republican party be without guys like this?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

 

Just For the Record...


...our plumber's name is Charlie.

 

Reader Email


A Poor Reader adds to the list:This should probably be number one on that list now.

- Karmacomedian

Sunday, October 12, 2008

 

Is Sarah Palin the Worst Major-Party National Candidate Ever?


Dan Quayle misspelled a word we ourselves have been known to flub. George H. W. Bush didn't recognize a super-market scanner. Howard Dean screamed like Private Wilhelm. Gary Hart challenged the media to prove he was unfaithful then went to visit his girlfriend.

Yes, there have been some goofs made on the trail to the White House. But according to our scorecard, current Republican V.P. candidate Sarah Palin has said not one, but several of the stupidest things ever uttered by a major-party candidate for national office.

Here's our partial list. Feel free to send in any we've missed.

1. She claims to be pro-life and disagrees with Roe v. Wade, but thinks that the Constitution guarantees the right to privacy.

2. She could not name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe v. Wade.

3. She said she reads several newspapers but could not name one -- not one.

4. She claims to have foreign policy experience because Alaska is near Russia.

That list alone gives her the all-time title. We're sure there's more.

For the record, our favorite is #1. It's one thing to be an ignorant, small-town thug -- hell, there's those in every small town in the world -- but it takes someone really special to passionately hold a belief she wants to force on all Americans -- and be blindingly ignorant of the core issue at the heart of the matter.

Someone very special.

An avowed pro-lifer saying that the Constitution guarantees the right to privacy is like a drunk in a bar saying his favorite Red Sox player is Alex Rodriguez.

Oh yes, she's a special candidate, this Sarah Palin. And melanoma-survivor John McCain proposes to put her a heartbeat away from the presidency.

 

How Could This Be?


How is it that in a democracy we face the possibility of the highest office in the land being occupied by one of two candidates, neither of whom were selected by the people?

Both Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were selected by their parties' candidates; neither was selected (or came in second) in any primary election. Yet the vice-president is not only a heartbeat away from the presidency -- he or she casts the deciding vote in a tied Senate.

In the case of Biden, Democrats are proposing that this office be filled by someone, who while qualified, was marginally attractive -- at best -- to his party's voters, while in the case of Palin, Republicans are proposing the office be filled by someone who until a few weeks ago was unfamiliar with even her own party's platform, and whom no one outside of Alaska had ever heard of.

How could this be? Surely in a Democracy the second spot on the ticket should be filled by the second-place voter-getter. That would reflect the will of party voters.

As it is both choices were selected by the candidates. That puts the presidency within reach of two people who were never the choice of any significant number of voters -- or in the case of Palin, by any voters.

How could this be?

Thursday, October 09, 2008

 

The Rest of the Story


New Mexico Bill Richardson says it's OK with him that former President Bill Clinton hasn't forgiven him for backing Barack Obama.Richardson did far more than simply pick Obama over Clinton. He stayed in the race well past any hope of success, and participated in a three-way Democratic debate in which he relentlessly attacked Clinton, playing bad-cop to Obama's good-cop. It was clearly a set-up -- any questions as to why he'd stayed in the race were answered by his actions that night.

He did far more than not endorse his old patron's wife: he stayed in the race, on purpose, solely to attack her as a surrogate for Obama.

If 201k were Bill Clinton, we wouldn't forgive him, either -- ever. What he did went way past "politics." If Richardson truly thought Obama was "best for the county" he could have dropped out and endorsed him, and in time the Clintons probably would have forgiven him. But it seems clear he made a deal with the other side -- which may yet be rewarded -- to stay in the race just to get to that debate, and be Obama's wingman.

Maybe there's more to this story; maybe somewhere along the way the Clintons personally offended Richardson, and he was getting his own back -- who knows. But without knowing why he did what he did, one can only stand back and understand completely why he's persona non grata with Bill Clinton.

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

 

Watching the Debate


These two guys are competing for the job of overseeing the fleecing of the American people.

It's like an audition for "Head Liar." Which one of you can trick the people out of their money best?

Poor John McCain -- he's 8 years past his ability to make this sale.

Oh, how he must hate George W. Bush.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

 

Shocked, Shocked...


You have to hand it to these guys; they've got chutzpah.

The last 80 years made it abundantly clear that voluntary regulation does not work, but we're willing to bet that six months ago this guy was singing its praises -- probably while laughing himself silly into a glass of Chateauneuf du pape, sitting across the table from someone from Bear Stearns.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

 

R.I.P. Paul Newman


What higher praise could there be?

Friday, September 26, 2008

 

Just Out Of Curiosity...


In the eight years he's been president, George W. Bush has given himself the right to declare war, given himself the right to spy on Americans without a warrant (and lie about it), given himself the right to disregard any law passed by Congress he wishes by use of "signing statements," given himself and his staff the right to lie with impunity, to classify, declassify, or "reclassify" any information they wish, "leak" any classified information they wish, withhold any information they wish, and refuse to respond to any subpoena they wish.

Now he's given himself the right to station US troops inside the United States, to be deployed at his discretion.

Just an idle question: if, in January, 2009, George W. Bush refuses to step down from office, who will stop him?

Not the media -- they've cheered him along every step of the way.

Not the Congress -- they're cowed by the power of the media.

No, his only true superior -- the only power he's answerable to -- is Wall Street. But he's about to given them $700 billion of your money.

So: who?

 

Hell Hath No Fury...


...like David Letterman scorned.

Make sure to watch the whole thing.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

 

Give Us All A Break


PETA's unique suggestion that Ben & Jerry's make their ice cream from human milk set Mrs. 201k (a devoted breast-feeder) into a milky tizz.

Sure, this type of story will always get press. But really...

...with the world in the state it is...

...wouldn't it be nice if PETA set itself to tasks that actually made life better, rather than mount meaningless publicity stunts that make all progressives look foolish in the eyes of mainstream America?

 

Just In Time For The Election.


According to the Army Times, U.S. military troops will begin what is expected to become "a permanent mission" here at home, for the first time since the Civil War.In case this sounds to you, Poor Reader, like a violation of The Posse Comitatus Act, you haven't been paying attention. On October 17, 2006, President George W. Bush signed the John Warner National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2007 which, as clarified in Wikipedia, states that:Certain provisions of the Warner Act were repealed by HR 4986: National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2008 -- however in signing H.R. 4986 President George W. Bush attached a signing statement indicating that the Executive Branch did not feel bound by the changes enacted by the repeal.

The bottom line is that starting October 1st -- that's in six days -- U.S troops will be stationed in the United States to "restore public order" at the discretion of the President, for the first time since the Civil War.

Just in time for the election.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

 

Groundhog Day


Mrs. 201k is the nostalgic sort.

The latest huge government bailout of a private financial boondoggle has set her reminiscing about the last huge government bailout of a private financial boondoggle.

Back then, the names involved were McCain and Bush.

Whereas this time, the names are McCain and Bush.

Bill Murray, where are you?

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