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Wednesday, July 01, 2009

 

You Can Never Be Too Rich...


Massachusetts has the second-lowest rate of obese adults in the U.S.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

 

Separated at Birth?


Fascist Boston radio host Jay Severin...



...and Freddie Kruger?

Saturday, May 16, 2009

 

GOP Admits to Discrimination


Um...isn't this pretty much admitting to wanting to discriminate in providing economic benefits on the basis of sexual preference?

Seriously: what's the difference between this, and saying, "We only provide our full benefits package to straight people"?

Worse, in Steele's ideal world, what would stop businesses from hiring only straight people? It's cheaper, right? If they only had to provide full benefits to straights, wouldn't they naturally try to discern the sexual preference of potential employees?

Oh yes, they would.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

 

Then Let Us Come to a Mutual Understanding




"It was my understanding that I was involved in an altercation."

- Scott Walker, May 11, 2009.


Ok.


Friday, May 01, 2009

 

My arm go comme a...


Thursday, April 16, 2009

 

Some Helpful Advice for Canadiens Fans Coming to Boston for the NHL Playoffs.


Welcome to Boston! We appreciate you as fans of our worthy opponents, the Montreal Canadiens, and as fellow fans of the great game of hockey. We hope you enjoy your stay in Boston, and offer these suggestions for getting the most out of your experience in our great city:

1. All food and beverage items in the Garden cost one dollar, so $20 will get you ten beers and tons of food.

2. Outside the Garden, be sure to stop by The Harp for a drink. Remember: if you sing "God Save the Queen," in the Harp, you get free appetizers!

3. Boston Police officers are very friendly, and prefer to be addressed as "Pig-Brain." This is an old Boston police joke -- it will show the officer that you really know Boston, and you'll share a good laugh.

4. Bruins fans LOVE Canadiens fans - especially your cool European-style "Ol, Ol" chant. We find it irresistible. If you see a large group of Bruins fans from Charlestown, throw your arms around them in the communal spirit of hockey, and lead them in a good, loud, round of "Ol!" -- and be sure to kiss them each on both cheeks, in a show of continental solidarity.

5. Some of the best restaurants in Boston are nearby, in the North End. Better still, North End residents LOVE their daughters to date men from foreign countries. So enjoy the food, and feel free to flirt heavily and openly with the pretty girls in the North End.

Once again, enjoy your stay in Boston - and may the best team win!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

 

Gone Bruin


201k is on hiatus until the end of the 2008-2009 NHL season. In the meantime, enjoy this:



Saturday, February 07, 2009

 

Gail Collins...


...is the funniest.Too, too funny.

Gail obviously doesn't understand that pushing aside failed Republican economic policies in favor of proven Democratic ones (aka the ones people actually voted for in November) is the old kind of bi-partisanship.

The new kind involves talking a lot about compromise, then giving the Money People what they want.

After all, it's their country, and Obama knows it. He always has.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

 

You Go.


Congrats to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.

 

The Inauguration


Here, in no particular order, are our favorite moments from yesterday, along with those of some Poor Readers: Frankly, we'd have been happier with her as President than her husband, but we'll take a hopeful approach.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

 

Kennedy Suffers Seizure, Kerry Still a Doofus


"Irish dander" means one's temper, as in something you lose when you're angry. It doesn't mean "laughing and joking."

Doofus.

Monday, January 19, 2009

 

Stop The Presses!










Really? Who knew?

 

That Was The Point, Wasn't It?


More Joining American Military as Jobs DwindleYes, plan "Permanent Military State" is going nicely.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

 

Let's Not Quibble About Who Killed Who


The question:The answer:Really?

 

Obama: The Blank Screen


The next months and years could be fascinating, as the nation begins to discover who and what Barack Obama is. We wish more Americans had looked into the question a bit more before voting for him, but what's done is done; all that's left to do now is watch for the reveal -- and the efforts to minimize, obscure, rationalize, and deny it.

It's early days, and the ground is still wet and muddy, with observers of all political stripes unsure of exactly what creature they're tracking:A 17-point decrease in how "liberal" Americans perceive Obama in the two months between electing him and his inauguration?

Gosh.

If only some system had existed waaaay back in November that could have shed a little light on the guy. You know, some people to look into it and somehow get the information out to voters. Something.

Heck, voters could have gone crazy and looked into it themselves. Nah -- that would have killed the buzz.

Anyway, Ms. Schlink is incorrect that McCain voters will be happier with Obama than "the people who voted for him," simply because so many of the people who voted for him never knew or cared what his political beliefs were -- and still don't. They'll be happy with whatever he does, because their support for him was never about him; it was about themselves.

People are capable of any level of rationalization the morning after, especially if the night before was entirely about their own self-satisfaction. And don't think Barack Obama doesn't know it:

Friday, January 16, 2009

 

"Without Truth there is no Justice. Without Justice there is no Freedom."


Nobel prize winner Paul Krugman rightly calls for the incoming Obama administration to investigate and if warranted prosecute the outgoing Bush administration for the lies and crimes of the last eight years.

Mr. Krugman makes this argument knowing full well the incoming Obama administration will do no such thing (which is why he's calling for it.)

We'd add to his argument two additional reasons why such an accounting is essential:

Thursday, January 15, 2009

 

That Was Then...


President-elect Barack Obama in 1996:President-elect Barack Obama in 2004:

Monday, January 12, 2009

 

It's About Time


Congrats to Big Jim Rice.

Long overdue.

Friday, January 09, 2009

 

Change! Compare and Contrast


2000: Having won the Presidency with a margin so small that to this day many people dispute that he won it at all, George W. Bush inherits a country in reasonably good shape, and a government surplus -- and declares that he has a mandate to enact a radical right-wing Republican agenda. He then embarks on an eight-year campaign of labeling any political disagreement over his efforts as tantamount to treason.

2008: Barack Obama, winning the presidency in a decisive electoral victory, inherits a deficit of historical proportions, a country and an economy left in shambles by George W. Bush's right-wing Republican agenda -- which voters across the spectrum disapprove of, turning both Houses of Congress over to Democrats and sending Bush offstage with the lowest approval ratings in modern history -- and proposes economic recovery measures which consist in large part of the failed Republican policies that caused the problem.

To objections from Democrats about his proposals, Obama said:

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

 

Now THAT'S Ironic


This would be funny if it weren't so not funny.

You know the people you have to deal with when you have a problem with a bill or a credit card company or other lender? The ones who answer the 800 line, speak slightly funny English and have obviously fake names -- and never give you a break?

The ones who, no matter how many times you explain things, no matter how long you've been a customer, no matter how much money you've paid over the years, absolutely never let you off the hook?

The ones that are very sorry, but there's nothing they can do about the extra fee, the higher interest, the over-limit penalty -- the whatever?

You know the ones I mean?

They're having a slight issue and they'd really appreciate your understanding.Gee, Mr. Raju, we'd like to help you, really we would, but unfortunately there's nothing we can do.

 

Yet More Change!


Wow, here's some new ideas.

New for a Democrat, that is."Reforming" Social Security and Medicare? Entitlement cuts as "a central part" of an economic plan?

On top of the $300 billion in tax cuts announced yesterday?

My, Obama certainly is all about change. We haven't heard about "reforming" Social Security and Medicare, knifing entitlement programs, and cutting taxes since...well, since the last time Republicans brought it up.

He's changing things alright; changing the Democratic Party into the Republican Party.

Will his supporters blink? Not for a moment. They'll love these ideas. They'll be certain that Social Security faces "a looming crisis" unless it's "reformed." They'll be thrilled with the way he's "reaching across the aisle."

Oh, Yes They Will.

Wall Street will soon have the only government loot that had as yet escaped it: Social Security. And progressives will not only have enabled it, they'll be all for it.

Monday, January 05, 2009

 

Well, He Did Promise Change


Obama Plan Includes $300 Billion in Tax CutsNow we get it. When Barack Obama promised "change" he didn't mean changing the government to Democratic principles from Republican principles, he meant changing Democratic principles into Republican principles.

No, we don't expect the majority of his supporters to have any problem with it. He could privatize the public schools and they'd be all for it -- he's Obama!

We look forward to "Yes We Can" progressives espousing the merits of trickle-down economics.

Oh, Yes They Will.

Here's a quick chart of how it works, so you can follow along for the next four years:

Saturday, January 03, 2009

 

Boycott the NHL All-Star Game


This is an embarrassment and a disgrace.

Obviously the NHL was in a bad spot, having allowed fan voting over the Internet that allowed fans to spam the vote. But having detected and rectified that issue the league should have had the guts to wipe the slate clean and start the voting over.

Whatever outcry that would have engendered would be preferable to the ridiculous spectacle of four teams representing the entire starting lines of both the Eastern and Western Conferences.

The Montreal Canadiens and the Pittsburgh Penguins are in 5th and 8th place. The Chicago Blackhawks and Anaheim Ducks are in 4th and 6th place.

Where are the San Jose Sharks? The Detroit Red Wings? The Washington Capitals? The Boston Bruins?

Sorry -- we will not be watching. If the NHL is going to allow Montreal to turn their 100th Anniversary All-Star Game Celebration into a home-town event, then they can have it.

Hope they enjoy it. A party they're throwing for themselves that no one else is coming to.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

 

Album of the Year


No, not Narrow Stairs.

The best album of the year is Consolers of the Lonely by The Raconteurs.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

 

Change You Need To Suspend Your Disbelief For


Part I, Wherein Our Hero Selects an Anti-Choice, Anti-Gay Marriage Preacher to Deliver the Invocation at his Inauguration:

Gay leaders furious with Obama
Part II, Wherein Our Hero Selects "A Man Who Can See Both Sides of The Issue of Mining And Drilling For Oil on Federal Land" to be Secretary of Interior:

Praise and Criticism for Proposed Interior Secretary

Monday, December 15, 2008

 

Phil Kessel NHL's #1 Star of the Week


Congrats to both Phil and coach Claude Julien. They did this together.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

 

Gee, Where Could That Have Come From?


Republican Senators are holding up an auto-industry bailout unless it includes steep concessions by the United Auto Workers union.

Now what constituency could have put that bug in GOP ears?

Who could have instructed Mitch McConnell and company to suddenly see a need and an opportunity to bust a union in the process of bailing out an industry?

Who else?

Friday, December 05, 2008

 

Why Sean Avery Got Six Days


People expressing surprise at the severity of Sean Avery's suspension from the NHL have missed, from the start, exactly what Avery was saying when he made his ill-conceived remarks.

It was clear to us from the first we heard it that Avery was using the term "sloppy seconds" intending its most graphically sexual and vulgar meaning -- not as "a disparaging term for an ex-girlfriend" but in its most literal, graphic and pornographic sense.

Sean Avery, oft-ridiculed as "Sean Gayvery" for his interest in fashion, wasn't insulting his ex-girlfriends; he was making a sexual insinuation about other NHL players. What he was saying, in so many words, was, "Gee, they call me gay but there's a lot of guys in this league that like to sleep with women after I've slept with them."

As in, immediately after he'd slept with them.

Understand that it isn't the "sexual preference" aspect of this remark that was the problem; it was that Avery intended "sloppy seconds" to be understood in its most literal, graphic, and sexual sense. That's why he's in trouble.

We knew NHL commissioner Gary Bettman would throw the book at him because we suspected that Bettman, aged 56, would hear it the way we heard it.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

 

Sean Avery


First: 201k has both Sean Avery and Dion Phaneuf in a fantasy hockey league which only counts PIMs. We're currently in second place in the league; to say we were looking forward to tonight's game would be an understatement.

Second: if Avery had said what he said on the ice, being his usual pest, trying to irritate an opponent -- fine. Keeping (or losing) your composure is part of the game.

But he didn't say it on the ice; he said it on camera, hours before the game.

Furthermore, from the great Kevin Paul Dupont:Throw the book at him.

Monday, December 01, 2008

 

Moon over Medford


According to Boston.com, We're not convinced it's correct to say that Jupiter and Venus have been "marching" towards each other; Mars marches, but Jupiter "thunders" and Venus "sashays."

The Crescent Moon, of course, "slices" its way across the sky.

For the record, Mercury "slides," Neptune "swims," the Earth "spins," and Saturn "plows."

Meanwhile, Uranus "reels."

Sunday, November 30, 2008

 

Why Bother?


Maureen Dowd is worried about U.S. newspapers "off-shoring" reporting:Why would anyone go to the trouble? The Times could just print the talking points directly off the fax from Kennebunkport and skip the middle-woman altogether.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

 

They Had it Exactly Backwards


Apparently there's some consternation among supporters of Barack Obama that his cabinet picks and recent rhetoric are far less progressive than they'd expected.

Gee, what a shocker.

Here's another one for you, Poor Readers: while Barack Obama is, and has always been - at best - a centrist who talks like a progressive, Hillary Clinton is a progressive who talks like a centrist.

Voters who confused Clinton with her husband were in error, and we continue to expect it's an error the honest among them will live to regret.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

 

We May Cry.


There it is, in living color.

It may not last, but damn it, we got a picture of it.

So hoist one tonight, where ever you may be, members of the Boston Diaspora, to the best coach in hockey, Claude Julien, and the FIRST PLACE BOSTON BRUINS.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bruins Slapshot Night


A great time at the Bruins' game last night, on "Slapshot Night." Here's a photo of the Boys in the Box wearing their Hanson Brothers glasses:


Photo 2008 www.201k.com

Thursday, November 20, 2008

 

Just Because...


...tomorrow night is "Slapshot Night" at the Boston Bruins.



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